Klasen 

The perfect last name for an absolute cutie with a massive fucking cock.

Wow that guy's cock is massive! He must be a Klasen

Klasen by xXHotWheels420Xx October 7, 2020

Klavenism 

noun

the description of one-liners from the movie "I Love You, Man", starring Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven.

"slappin' dee basss, Mon!"
"I'm golden Williams"
"You got it, Jobin"
"I am going to be there for shnore"
"Sounds like a planonus"
"I will catch you on the beans"
"I will be there, or I will not be there"
All above are total Klavenisms!
www.ILoveYouManMovie.com

Klavenism by SlippinDeeBazz March 29, 2009

klasseno 

verb. Putting any kind of salted peanut butter or jam on your penis and having your dog lick it of with enthusiasm and pleasure

you call lassy in after a hard day of work and instead of beatin your meat you klasseno harder then you ever have before

klasseno by sexymcg November 16, 2009

klashnekoff 

UK Hiphop artist pronounced k-lash-nek-off. born and raised in hakney england an also known as rikochet klashnekoff. rikochet represents that this man will hit u with his lyrics from all angles unexpectedly, while klashnekoff represents the freedom to do what you want to do as many man can only acheive freedom through a klashnekoff rifle.

k k, lash your raasclart nek off/ i split u in half like a gunblast from lennox

klashnekoff by JS March 15, 2005

Klarence 

A very attractive man. Very. USUALLY NEVER MISSES A DAY OF SCHOOL. Dies for bubble tea. The e ladies man. Very strong. He is the creator and destroyer. He is just Klarence WHAT A FOOL.

(Fool 1) : Did you see klarence
(Fool 2): No
(Fool 3): WOOF im Klarence

Klarence by Klarence May 3, 2019

Kasen 

The most adorable-est guy ever ! The guy that knows how to make any girl feel beauitful, loved, and happy. No matter what. The perfect guy, has the looks, personality, and everything else.
What every girl dreams of, he is a major BABE !

The smooth talker <3
The sweetheart, someone that nobody will ever want to lose, someone that can be in someones life for a long amount of time without any problems.

He doesn't only have the looks but he has everything else inside of him, he's honest loyal and caring. Nobody could ever compare to him, he is ONE IN A MILLION.<333

WOW, Kasen is amazing<3

Kasen by ashydaisy098 May 22, 2011

Klarens 

Smart, chill, fun, handsome guy who gets all of the chicks. He never realizes someone likes him. Probably have a big dick.

Me: my boyfriend is amaaaazing

Friend: oooh, what's his name

Me: Klarens

Friend: that makes sense

Klarens by Jay get all the girls January 6, 2021