klassen 

A country bumpkin who pees off the front porch, throws stones at visitors, and fashions his own tractor implements. Will occasionally be spotted cutting off chicken's heads with scissors. Often marries above his station

You can dress up a Klassen, but you can't take him out in public.

klassen by B. M00r3 October 18, 2013

Klassen 

To give sensible, honest, rational, yet extremely vexatious advice to someone. Often comes in the form of inspirational quotes or logical solutions.

"Fuck you, stop Klassening me and go buy me some beer."
"Will you fuck off and stop trying to yank on the wheel while I drive?" "God, you're always Klassening me."

Klassen by fordjanet November 30, 2013

klassen kirill 

the best man ever

klassen kirill, im so blessed to have the best man ever 🙏🏻

klassen kirill by kamatoznik September 15, 2017

Wayne Klassen 

The cutest rastafarian on the planet. He has the maine of a lions, lips like soft billowy pillows and is the best kisser in the world.

"Hey man, I'd have some Wayne anyday, but mostly at night. With a cherry on top."
"Hey, Lion Boy!"

Wayne Klassen by la léona January 9, 2005

Shea Klassen 

Shea Klassen is the most mighty human alive and wields the power of all the gods.His shmeat is the size of 420 blue whale at birth.He can sit on his enemies to defeat the they stand no chance against this immortal being that even he devil is scared of.Although he dose not have sex with men nor women he only has sex with Brodie's NO HOMO.

1.hi how are you Shea Klassen good how are you human

Shea Klassen by big dawg42069 August 16, 2022

klasseno 

verb. Putting any kind of salted peanut butter or jam on your penis and having your dog lick it of with enthusiasm and pleasure

you call lassy in after a hard day of work and instead of beatin your meat you klasseno harder then you ever have before

klasseno by sexymcg November 16, 2009

krassenstein 

Floating turds that will not flush.

I've flushed this toilet four times and this krassenstein just won't go away.

krassenstein by Orange Man Bad 2020 January 10, 2019