30 definitions by JS

confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

by JS March 4, 2005

Fattie Oka

Alot of money. dough bling bling

That dude bought two mercedes benz's yesterday. He got some fattie oka

by JS June 8, 2004

Dream Squasher

A Person that likes to interrupt or change other people's plans.

Jason: I'm going to smoke my joint now.

Debbie: no, smoke it after dinner.

Christie: Debbie don't be such a Dream squasher.

by JS January 2, 2015

Fernet

Fernet-Branca liquer. An alcoholic drink with a cult-like following in some urban locales. Fomulated as a patent medicine in the 1800's, some claim it is like absinthe, but it is really just an after-dinner bitters liquer with the extra punch of a variety of 40+ secret herbs including some that are known to have psychological effects such as Saffron, Ginseng and St. John's Wort. It does seem to have some effect beyond just being alcohol but it's nowhere near as psychedelic or narcotic as it is rumored to be. Some people also consider it to be a great hangover cure.

I housesat for this guy in Hollywood and he had a case of Fernet in his liquor closet.

by JS January 17, 2004

pifoc

internet acronym meaning "panicking in front of computer"

Am pifoc trying to get this paper done by Friday.

by JS March 1, 2005

Bu

Malibu, California. A wealthy and mostly white residential beach city along the coast West of Los Angeles.

B-rad lives in Bu but he pretends he's from the hood.

by JS January 16, 2004

actor

An, unrealistic, vain, and self-important person pursuing a career where he or she has a more than a 99.9999% chance of failure and less than a .0001% chance of getting rich and famous. Most often simply employed as a server at a restaurant.

Joe-Bob moved to LA to follow his dream of being an actor.

by JS January 17, 2004