Nek 

A humorous manner to express the action of hanging oneself

Person 1:"I believe Donald Trump will make a fantastic leader of our country."
Person 2: "You better nek..."

Nek by xXNekLordXx August 24, 2016

Nek 

Nek is an abbreviation of the phrase Not Even Kidding

"I'm so angry at him, nek."

Nek by Abatar June 23, 2013

Nek 

A funny person who also watches itsfunneh

and your name is also Aneka

Hey your such a Nek and don't think that i'm dissing you

Nek by Kayla Bayla May 27, 2021

nek 

Another way of expressing something as good.

"Yeah, that choon is well nek!"

nek by JiPwn July 11, 2006

Nek 

Ancient Egyptian swear word.

Bayek :Aya is dead...NEK!FUCKING BASTARDS WILL PAY!

Nek by Pu$$yEater69 October 6, 2018

nek 

likes to pack it in the mail, shart balls

nek: ismah ismah ismah ismah ismah ismah ismah ismah ismah ismah ismah

ismah: what

nek by flower229 August 19, 2021

nek 

nek means no

e.g someone says to you go tidy your room NEK

nek by TOAD October 11, 2003