Nek

A humorous manner to express the action of hanging oneself

Person 1:"I believe Donald Trump will make a fantastic leader of our country."
Person 2: "You better nek..."

by xXNekLordXx August 25, 2016

Nek

Nek is an abbreviation of the phrase Not Even Kidding

"I'm so angry at him, nek."

by Abatar June 23, 2013

Nek

A funny person who also watches itsfunneh

and your name is also Aneka

Hey your such a Nek and don't think that i'm dissing you

by Kayla Bayla May 27, 2021

Nek

Ancient Egyptian swear word.

Bayek :Aya is dead...NEK!FUCKING BASTARDS WILL PAY!

by Pu$$yEater69 October 6, 2018

Nek

A mild variation of the N word. Started by small town highschool kids.

Naw, nek, it's like -20 degrees.

by beatboxking2010 November 22, 2010

Nek

A word used to describe somebody who is retarded, or somebody whom has no penis

Brandon: Ohh that Adam kid is such a Nek
Rupert: I know! He's a total retard

by Branz biatch July 28, 2008

nekked

to be without clothing doing something you are not supposed to be doing.

they were caught on Lover's Lane, nekked.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003