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Holy shit that's a huge COCK, Klarp!

Once upon a time there was a hot hunky man named Klarp. Everywhere he went there were onlookers and oglers who stared at his hot bod. One day at his military base, the men gathered around and demanded for a COCK battle party. A bracket was set up and Klarp started his battle for the title of BEST COCK. Klarp breezed through the competition with his enourmous COCK until the finals came. The man opposing him was none other than his direct superior, LT. CBT. LT. CBT was no stranger to COCK battles and Klarp knew that well. Klarp had to impose a strategy, and it was to channel so much blood into his bulging COCK that the veins almost pop! LT. CBT was shocked at Klarp's efforts and was distracted, then Klarp seized the opportunity to wack LT. CBT out of the ring, to seize the title of BEST COCK. Klarp and LT. CBT respected eachother's efforts and COCKS and lived happily ever after.
Klarp by Taco0 September 9, 2020
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klapaucius 

The first money cheat in The Sims series of video games, until it was quickly replaced by "rosebud" in the expansions and sequels. Hearing it from someone is a fair indication that you're speaking to a real Sims veteran.
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klapaucius by cleon24769 October 14, 2016
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Klarp • Klarphunkled • Klara • karp • klar • Klaps • klar face • Karpavarthan • Karped • karpism
The spirit of courage to speak and fight for the underdogs.

This term is coined to honour the late YB Karpal Singh also known as the Tiger of Jelutong's who fought fearlessly to uphold justice in both his legal and political careers.
He was a fearless man. He practised Karpalism in fighting for justice.
Karpalism by TNG PL April 28, 2014

Karpathy Constant 

The Karpathy constant is one of the best learning rates for the popular Adam (deep neural network) optimizer. It is defined as η = 3e-4. The actual symbol for the constant is α_k.
What is the correct learning rate for adam in this case?

Just use the Karpathy constant dude
Karpathy Constant by WonderingNeuron November 23, 2017
She is the best friend one can have. She is funny,goofy but absolutely gorgeous and beautiful. She is so so stunning! She is smart, caring and only wants the best for you! She listens and she will give the best advice! She is incredibly talented, she can do everything and she is just the most amazing person you would ever meet! Don't miss out on klara because she is awesomeness in person
who was that? she is so talented?
that's klara, duh
klara by pau.d February 6, 2018

Karpification 

Karpification is the process of mentally scarring a person of your choosing in the means of sending mass amounts of gore, usually via text.
"Hey, did you hear what happened to Keath? He's not his usual annoying self anymore",
"I heard he went through Karpification"
Karpification by HyattWakame January 20, 2021
Short for Carpe Diem, the latin for "seize the day". Basically a better way of saying YOLO
Guy 1: Dude I can't come for drinks tonight, I've got work tomorrow

Guy 2: Karpz

Guy 1: Fair. See you at the pub
Karpz by Shredder23 March 12, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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