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Klarp

The hottest man with the biggest cock
Holy shit that's a huge COCK, Klarp!

Once upon a time there was a hot hunky man named Klarp. Everywhere he went there were onlookers and oglers who stared at his hot bod. One day at his military base, the men gathered around and demanded for a COCK battle party. A bracket was set up and Klarp started his battle for the title of BEST COCK. Klarp breezed through the competition with his enourmous COCK until the finals came. The man opposing him was none other than his direct superior, LT. CBT. LT. CBT was no stranger to COCK battles and Klarp knew that well. Klarp had to impose a strategy, and it was to channel so much blood into his bulging COCK that the veins almost pop! LT. CBT was shocked at Klarp's efforts and was distracted, then Klarp seized the opportunity to wack LT. CBT out of the ring, to seize the title of BEST COCK. Klarp and LT. CBT respected eachother's efforts and COCKS and lived happily ever after.
by Taco0 September 9, 2020
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klapaucius

The first money cheat in The Sims series of video games, until it was quickly replaced by "rosebud" in the expansions and sequels. Hearing it from someone is a fair indication that you're speaking to a real Sims veteran.
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by cleon24769 October 14, 2016
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Karpalism

The spirit of courage to speak and fight for the underdogs.

This term is coined to honour the late YB Karpal Singh also known as the Tiger of Jelutong's who fought fearlessly to uphold justice in both his legal and political careers.
He was a fearless man. He practised Karpalism in fighting for justice.
by TNG PL April 28, 2014
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Karpathy Constant

The Karpathy constant is one of the best learning rates for the popular Adam (deep neural network) optimizer. It is defined as η = 3e-4. The actual symbol for the constant is α_k.
What is the correct learning rate for adam in this case?

Just use the Karpathy constant dude
by WonderingNeuron November 23, 2017
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klara

She is the best friend one can have. She is funny,goofy but absolutely gorgeous and beautiful. She is so so stunning! She is smart, caring and only wants the best for you! She listens and she will give the best advice! She is incredibly talented, she can do everything and she is just the most amazing person you would ever meet! Don't miss out on klara because she is awesomeness in person
who was that? she is so talented?
that's klara, duh
by pau.d February 6, 2018
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Karpification

Karpification is the process of mentally scarring a person of your choosing in the means of sending mass amounts of gore, usually via text.
"Hey, did you hear what happened to Keath? He's not his usual annoying self anymore",
"I heard he went through Karpification"
by HyattWakame January 20, 2021
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Karpz

Short for Carpe Diem, the latin for "seize the day". Basically a better way of saying YOLO
Guy 1: Dude I can't come for drinks tonight, I've got work tomorrow

Guy 2: Karpz

Guy 1: Fair. See you at the pub
by Shredder23 March 12, 2013
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