Karped

The state of being a worthless piece of crap. Consuming much and producing very little, aside from the usual carbon dioxide and bodily waste. A strain on society.

I was karped all night after taking that oxy.

Karped by marrsooll March 9, 2013

Karped

verb (used with object), Karp, Karped

(1) To reduce in amount, lessen; diminish:
to Karp spend;

Terminate
(2) to put an end to or suppress.
to suspend or extinguish (usually of contractual terms);

(3) to deduct or subtract:
to Karp part of the cost.

Ben Karped the last software renewal by 20%.

Did you hear how the Contracts Team Karped the evergreen component of the Agreement?

What happened with the purchase agreement? John, Karped it.

Karped by GWALUM November 14, 2019

Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place

Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted

Mario karted by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015

Mario Karted

To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.

Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.

Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.

"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"

Mario Karted by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009

kalped 

when you get beaten so bad even you know its true.

i got kalped so bad yesterday i did not know what to do with myself.

kalped by WBB_Fury November 23, 2016

karked 

From the slang Kark (shortened form of carcass - a dead body)

To have died

I drove to the Heatherbell Crossroads and stalled. I tried to start it, it had karked it - totally

In a film of my life I would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala Basil Fawlty

But I didnt.....

karked by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 18, 2005

kalped 

When you get killed/wrecked/owned, kalped can also be used as a derogatory term in slang.

I'm about to kalp these guys.
Get kalped.
We bout to put da kalp on em reel quik, u kno wat im sayin dog?

kalped by WBB Nutz November 24, 2016