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klandestine 

Grand klugle Karl was wearing sheets as he was an undercover, klandestine operative...and besides, it wouldn't be good for his fried chicken franchise if he was recognized.
klandestine by harry flashman August 17, 2003
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-Klandestine 

A filipino with no boobs
-Klandestine by !!Justin!! July 8, 2009

Clandestine 

Kept or done in secret, often in order to conceal an illicit or improper purpose
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Clandestine by michelle August 20, 2004

clandestine violator 

An individual thats sneaks around communal showers or crowded dance floors covertly engaging in sexual contact then disappearing before the victim is able to identify them.

Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.

If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.
Guy 1: I can't get any action tonight!

Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.

Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!

Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.

Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.
clandestine violator by sandy_x December 9, 2012

Clandestine Industries

the scene is already too saturated with clothing companies with bad designs and horrible bands. clandestine is an attack on these stale ideas of nautical stars and pogo parts. clandestine is not a clothing company. it is not a band. it is a story based on a nightmare. the book will be released on Halloween 2004. it is called "clandestine industries presents: the boy with the thorn in his side".


The Book:
This is a story based on the real nightmares of Peter Wentz, lyricist and bass player from the band Fall Out Boy. The memories of these nightmares have stayed with him since he was young. Putting them on paper was a form of closure, as well as a way to relive them (again and again). With the visual inspiration of world famous tattoo artist Tim Biedron, these images came to life. Illustrated by Joe Tesauro with intense colors by Rob Dobi, the pictures tell the story that kept the young Peter Wentz awake at night. It is dark and it is twisted. It is for every heart that is too heavy for the legs that carry it.

--from clandestineindustries.com
"I wore this Clandestine shirt and all I got were these lousy scene points."
Clandestine Industries by Jennie April 16, 2005

Clandestine Industries

stated on the website: "clandestine is not a clothing company. it is not a band. it is a story based on a nightmare."

it started to put out a book, The Boy With The Thorn In His Side, based on a recurring nightmare Pete had as a child. Pete is the bass player from Fall Out Boy, and so much more.
The Clandestine Industries logos are full of bats.
Clandestine Industries by jodie March 26, 2005

clandestine industries

a fabulous clothing indutry started by Pete Wentz and fueled by ramen record label. With bat/heart skulls as logos it makes this clothing label the best around. Expensive but good clothes
" Hey look at that guy his shirt is obviously made by clandestine industries"
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