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A big lazy cat who sleeps on his back and likes to lick your face when you are sleeping. He acts like a dog and likes to play fetch with his cat-nip fish. Likes to flirt with big female dogs and women.

a.k.a. The boy
That Kittino is so cute, he went to go sit on the toilet after he brought me back his stuffed fish.
Kittino by crazy cat lady92 August 11, 2011
Kittying is when you are hanging out with 2 or more cats.
I am kittying with all 6 of my cats.
Kittying by Seanathan James Lion November 17, 2018
A word for a guy who comes off gay,just to get close to girls and then gets in their pants by seducing them.When accomplished, acts like nothing happened and moves on to the next girl leaving the girl think hes a jerkoff.
"Oh shit! Tyler is pulling a kitting on that party coordinator"

"Watch and learn guys, I can so totally pull a kitting on that stripper,hope she doesn't live close to my house"

"Fuck that, no one could ever pull a kitting on Mandi,she knows that fuck face personally,before he started pulling kitting's on girls."
kitting by Mandi W June 28, 2008
Achieving sentences which APPEAR to make sense but actually don't
Doug - "you did see Zero Punctuation right?"
Kit - "Yes. the long long long long long , , , "
Doug - "stop kitting!"
Kitting by Nebarik January 13, 2009
Kitten, but spelled with U instead of E, making it cooler.

It's not a misspelling, it's a way of life.
I like fluffy kittuns.
kittun by Nash August 28, 2004
A very obesase cat. Caused by excessive eating.
Dude stop feed Kittun...he is huge!

Kittun: a fat feline
Kittun by Joeymondavi May 14, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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