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A big lazy cat who sleeps on his back and likes to lick your face when you are sleeping. He acts like a dog and likes to play fetch with his cat-nip fish. Likes to flirt with big female dogs and women.

a.k.a. The boy
That Kittino is so cute, he went to go sit on the toilet after he brought me back his stuffed fish.
Kittino by crazy cat lady92 August 11, 2011
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A mix of a kitten and idiot.
Look at that kittiot chase her tail...
kittiot by mick3522 January 12, 2008
My kittiot ran so far up the tree he couldn’t get down.

The kittiot chased the chipmunk right off the end of the wall.

The kittiot fell asleep on his back and rolled off the arm of the chair.
kittiot by Dr. Gunther Volt March 12, 2020

kittynoire 

the badass girlypop version of chatnoir/catnoir
"GO SCARABELLA AND KITTYNOIRE!"
kittynoire by valqrie February 23, 2023
A word for a guy who comes off gay,just to get close to girls and then gets in their pants by seducing them.When accomplished, acts like nothing happened and moves on to the next girl leaving the girl think hes a jerkoff.
"Oh shit! Tyler is pulling a kitting on that party coordinator"

"Watch and learn guys, I can so totally pull a kitting on that stripper,hope she doesn't live close to my house"

"Fuck that, no one could ever pull a kitting on Mandi,she knows that fuck face personally,before he started pulling kitting's on girls."
kitting by Mandi W June 28, 2008
Achieving sentences which APPEAR to make sense but actually don't
Doug - "you did see Zero Punctuation right?"
Kit - "Yes. the long long long long long , , , "
Doug - "stop kitting!"
Kitting by Nebarik January 13, 2009

kittenologist 

the study of kittens and how they are not dogs because they are kittens
"i would like to be a kittenologist because i have an obsession with kitteys
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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