Kistle

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A short, hastily written letter or note given to a secret lover, usually in a fleeting or risky situation.

A message expressing affection that must be delivered quietly or quickly.

Connotation: intimate, clandestine, sweet but urgent; a blend of affection (kiss) and written expression (epistle).

“She slipped him a kistle before anyone noticed she was gone.” “Their relationship existed in kistles and glances.”

Kistle by indiancoiner November 14, 2025

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Anastasia Kiseleva

Hot russian chick with blond hair. Her awesomeness and cleverness is never underestimated by guys around. She would support you in any situation and will never let you down. She is that kind of friend anyone would like to have.

Hey, look, Anastasia Kiseleva looks great today!

Anastasia Kiseleva by thanksgivingmeal October 9, 2011

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Kisslet

A small kiss, not quite a kiss, a tenth of one kiss.

I had to have ten kisslets before I felt like I had really had a kiss.
She gave me a tiny kisslet on my cheek and I was happy just because her soth lips had touched my skin.

Kisslet by Raph August 12, 2004

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Alex kister

Super nice and cool person!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍

Oh no!!!!!!!!! I don't know what Alex kister means
Oh i know hold up😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

Alex kister by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

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Kirtley

A "kirtley" is one who is a member of the coolest family in the world (The Kirtley family).

Dude 1: "Woaaaah check out that family over there!"

Dude 2: "They're so freaking cool, I wish I were them."

Dude 1: "Yeah same. I bet they're Kirtley's."

Kirtley by awesomenames223 August 16, 2011

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kitler

a cat or kitten that looks like adolf hitler

Joey: Hey like my new cat
Mark: Whoa cool thats a kitler
Joey: ?
Mark: See the marking under its nose and on top of its head that makes it resemble Hitler if he was cute, fuzy, and wheighed 3 pounds

kitler by jizzle dizzle July 20, 2006

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Kissless Virgin

Basically Meaning you have never kissed anyone and you have never had sex.

Yo I'm Saving myself for marriage i'm a Kissless Virgin

Kissless Virgin by Snow Titties June 2, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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