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Rape-kissed attacked by a gang so viciously by sexual assault no one will kiss her again. Misdiagnosed with mono kissing disease usually resulting in a kidney transplant and organ failure and they'll never dip their stick again (crude oil)
Don’t get kissed!!
Kissed by Gridl0cked99 August 27, 2025

Kissed on the dick 

Australian slang phrase for prospering from a lucky occurrence.
Barry: Just won $100 at the TAB.

Bruce: You must've been kissed on the dick.

kissed by fire 

In "A Song Of Ice And Fire" (ASOIAF) (George R. R. Martin's famous book AKA: A Game Of Thrones) and in the Land Of Always Winter, redheads are said to be "Kissed By Fire"
an example of this is when "Ygritte", who when Jon Snow met, at first thought of her to look like a normal girl, like those redheads up in Winterfell, but soon finds out that Ygritte is considered a beauty by the wildlings because of her hair colour, and she's also a genuinely attractive person, so combining the two aspects, a great body, attractive face, not to mention those tits :P and add the red hair, you've got an amazing woman prized by the people beyond the wall. Also of note is that Jon (his surname being Snow) and Ygritte being "Kissed By Fire" has sparked a new little catch phrase for me "Kissed By Fire, Fucked By Snow" :P
kissed by fire by Hansel_The_Pedo December 23, 2013

kissed all four cheeks

To go out of the way to suck up and curry favor with another person, especially to get something you want.
The salesman kissed all four cheeks to get us to buy that television.
kissed all four cheeks by ted5 November 3, 2007

kissed me in australia 

A girl was eaten out. Australia=down under, kisses down under, associated with oral sex on a female. Can easily changr tense, "kisses in australia", "kissed in australia", ect.
"Yeah, he kissed me in australia last night!"
"WHAT? you went to australia?"
"Wh- no, I mean, down under, he, kissed me down under..."
"Oooo..."
"You are such an idiot."

kissed her dimple 

to kiss a girl in the special place between her legs
friend 1 :how far did you and Sharon go last night?
friend 2 :i kissed her dimple
kissed her dimple by i.went.there. January 23, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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