kiss my ass
Something that is usually said in response, to when a person is being outright rude. Or when a person is trying to provoke you with gossip.
kiss my ass by T.Chick May 19, 2014
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kiss my ass
1) the act of putting ones orifice (specifically the mouth) up against the crack of the person you love. This is usually referred to german bondage porn.
2) An alternate explanation is usually a sarcastic put down to anyone hoping for something.
2) An alternate explanation is usually a sarcastic put down to anyone hoping for something.
1) Q:will you kiss my ass?
A: WHY SURE HERR OBEINHOUSER i shall kiss the shit off your crack.
2) What the fuck were you hoping for? KISS MY ASS.
A: WHY SURE HERR OBEINHOUSER i shall kiss the shit off your crack.
2) What the fuck were you hoping for? KISS MY ASS.
kiss my ass by gregarious July 29, 2008
Kiss my ass!
Kiss my ass! by FertileOrphans January 17, 2022
kiss my ass bitch
a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.
kiss my ass bitch by Ryan October 25, 2004
Kiss My Ass Day
A particular day when you just don't care about what anybody thinks. It really should be a national holiday.
some a-hole:"Hey, Heather! Your hair looks like crap!"
Me:"Hey a-hole! Do you know what day it is? It's Kiss My Ass Day, so kiss my ass, why don't ya?"
Me:"Hey a-hole! Do you know what day it is? It's Kiss My Ass Day, so kiss my ass, why don't ya?"
Kiss My Ass Day by Heather Nicole October 6, 2007
kiss my ass hat
This is a kind of canvas hat that guys wear with the brim pulled down. It is so-called because the wearer knows it looks bad; yet wears it anyway as an expression of nonchalant contempt for convention. In effect, sartorially declaring "Kiss my ass!"
My boyfriend dresses really nice; but occasionally spoils the effect by wearing what guys call his kiss my ass hat.
kiss my ass hat by evil pop tart December 24, 2009
kiss my ass goodbye
kiss my ass goodbye by much_professional June 14, 2018
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