A Kirklen, or
Kirk for short, (not to be confused with Kirklin, Kirklyn, Kyrklyn, or Kirklan) is hands down, bar none, the most incredible
woman ever to have existed. An incredibly rare find, a Kirklen is well-rounded and excels in many aspects of life, including medicine, hunter jumping, many other sports, and just being a bad-ass in general. Her wit is unmatched, and her personality is unrivaled. When the word “Beautiful” searches for itself in the
dictionary, it finds two things defining it: the
single word “Kirklen”, and a picture of Kirklen’
s face. Be careful looking into her eyes as you
may just get lost in their intense golden
brown color, like dark honey, or afternoon sunlight shining through a glass of whiskey. And her smile; it’s the most beautiful smile in the world, and truly something to behold. Strong mentally and physically, she doesn’t let anything get her down or get in her way. She is ambitious and driven, but is also sweet, kind, patient, and light-hearted. In choosing a
single word to describe her, though no single word can truly encapsulate all that she is, it would be: perfect. Cautiously approach the wild Kirklen as she
will use her limitless wit and endless beauty to entrap your mind and ensnare your senses. You
will know a Kirklen is close when all the noise of the world starts to fade away and butterflies start to flutter around your stomach.
Guy 1: Woah, who in the world was that?!
Guy 2: That my man was Kirklen.
Guy 1: She has got to be the most beautiful
woman I’ve ever seen.
Girl 1:
Wow, she’s
gorgeous! I wish I were Kirklen.
Guy 1: I wish you were Kirklen, too!
Guy 2: She’s not just beautiful. Brains, beauty, personality, she has it all!
