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Oh wow Kiratard is so hot
kiratard by Fartniggacumsock20 March 3, 2021

kirkyturd 

is very pale, was a swot, hates townies, lurves the matrix and keanu reeves
Mr Scott hates kirkyturd
kirkyturd by wurzel October 7, 2003

kirkyturd 

someone who always looks very pale, does all her homework and is a swot.

Do not be fooled by her false identity 'Kirsty Young'
kirkyturd looks pale.

Mr Scott likes kirkyturd.
kirkyturd by Squeaky July 27, 2003

kirbythedlagon 

shes a grrl i liek to hav secks n buttsecks wit her all the time. she says i look cute wen i wear purple lolololololoolol did u no she plays ddr also ok.
Wow, kirbythedlagon sure is ugly, and who is that idiot dating her?
kirbythedlagon by kingnautilus December 22, 2003

kirkyturd 

Teenage girl, paler than it is possible to believe. Also goes by the name of Kirsty Young
kirkyturd by Igg July 15, 2003
A man that rarely misses and need to make out with fartniggacumsock20
Kiratard is very hot
Kiratard by Fartniggacumsock20 March 3, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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