Kovo Syndrome :

A Rare condition When your feeling out of place , lonely , and no desire to hang out with friends or communicate with others. Sports come rough , hands are rock hard and your concussion counts keeps going up. Nobody wants to play with you and it even know you

Symptoms :

- loneliness

- Increase in hair growth

- no drive

- increase in tweets
-ignoring the bros

- sports lacking skill

- chap lips

- heavy hands

- increased lies

- wheeling girls over FB

Outcome :

Not living life

Guy : Hey man wanna hangout later?
Friend: Nah sorry man , got homework to do

Guy: ah I see you starting to get Kovo syndrome

Kovo Syndrome by Tricky CCT March 30, 2013

Kiotomi

Kiotomi is a loyal RuneScaper that has put an end to the shemale named Defil3d on RuneScape.

Mark: Hey did you hear about Kiotomi?
Steve: Yes! He is that dude who put an end to that faggish RuneScaper Defil3d right?
Mark: Yeah that's him! :)

Kiotomi by Kiotomi October 20, 2008

kovoshot

A synonym for whale sperm. This word is of Slavic origin originally meaning sperm whale. It is often used when referring to a drink in a mocking manner.

You got any more kovoshot in that bottle?
Yeah, but it's that shit from concentrate.

kovoshot by JavaBalls July 25, 2012

Kivox

Kivox is a UK developer who hates literally every language in existence except Go. He will projectile vomit on you if you show him PHP code. Even if you live on the other side of the world. He will hunt you down and projectile vomit on you and your keyboard. He also likes his mom, or so I heard. Could just be bullshit.

Discord User 1: Hey, did you show Kivox your new project?

Discord User 2: Just found out he hates PHP, I don't think I can show it to him until I rewrite it in Go. I don't wanna risk getting projectile vomited on.

Discord User 1: Good idea.

Kivox by knuckles0 August 9, 2021

kivo

mack like a cold ass player. Or To prey on a beautiful female like a jungle beast.

I'm going to kivo that betty, as she just flared my babe-radar.

kivo by brandonbayer January 2, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026