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Kiotomi is a loyal RuneScaper that has put an end to the shemale named Defil3d on RuneScape.
Mark: Hey did you hear about Kiotomi?
Steve: Yes! He is that dude who put an end to that faggish RuneScaper Defil3d right?
Mark: Yeah that's him! :)
Kiotomi by Kiotomi October 20, 2008
Words you can keep

Kotomine Kirei 

He's the main antagonist in every ufotable adaptation of fate also the most complicated character to understand like Omni man

SPOILER
he dies in everyone of them
Fate enthusiast 1: Who's your favourite character in the fate?
Fate enthusiast 2: Kotomine Kirei and you?
F en 1: I would have to go with Rin she's just badass and best girl
F en 2: Um...Saber is obviously superior
F en 1: No Rin is way better, she doesn't need to drain your energy and she can also protect herself

F en 2: Saber can do the same also she's the king of britania and has Excalibur also she's the strongest class

F en 1: Wasn't she like a familiar which means she isn't even the real king?
F en 2: Listen here you little shit if you can't appreciate how amazing she is in gonna beat the shit out of you
F en 1: Wdym??? Rin acts so cool all the time , she's smart, cute, strong and IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING

F en 2: oh now you've done it motherfucker im not gonna take your shit anymore, by the commandment spell Saber come here
F en 1: fine then, Archer you in position
Archer: I've been waiting for a while now i knew it was gonna go that way

Saber: same

F en 2: Enough talk Saber go take down Archer asap
Saber: Understood
F en 1: Archer try to avoid using close range combat

Archer: fine
F en 1: so it's just the two of us now

F en 2: Just like i wanted. I already knew you set him up and be ready for combat so i didn't want to risk attacking while you're on your guard

F en 1: i knew that you were gonna know about me being on my guard so i talked with Berserks master and he's already here

F en 2: shit!
F en 1: aaand you take 8 points of damage
Kotomine Kirei by LOBgameRPG May 17, 2021

Kotomine Kirei Gaming 

Fate/stay night, Kirei is a priest who has a gaming channel where he cranks up the Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5
Kirei: Yorokobe, this is Kotomine Kirei Gaming and today we will be playing Mario Party 7.
Gilgamesh: Me too mongrels
Shirou Emiya: Me three
Sakura Matou: Me four
A beautiful girl who is so nice! they have the best personality and hype their friends up!
“wow one day i wanna be like kotomi
kotomi by stfu dumb bitch September 12, 2020
Kotomi
Kotomi is a nice kind quiet girl who is funny once when you get to know her.
Kotomi by Melville_123456789 May 18, 2018

Mitako Kotomi 

Mitako Kotomi is a dude who is commonly seen in comic websites and create memes related to the comics he is reading.
Mī-tā-kō kō-tō-mī,
"Mitako Kotomi is a retard who spent wasting his time creating memes no one gives a sht about"

Kirei Kotomine

The hottest man to ever breathe on planet earth. He is fine, and divine, like aged wine. He is the best antagonistic to the anime verse.
Person #1- "I really like hot guys."
Person #2- "Like, lawyers?"

Person #1- "no, even better. Like kirei kotomine"
Person #2- "damn they really must be hot."
Kirei Kotomine by Anonymoustweeter August 30, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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