Kinser

The best fuckin kid you'll ever meet. quiet loves wrestling and has a baby face.... the sweetest kid EVER.

me: wut u doing
kinser: playing wrestling!
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW cutie.

by hay,mad June 9, 2011

Kinser 24

He is a fucking beast at football you cross his line he will truck your ass and if you wrestle him he will throw your ass

Me don’t hurt me
Kinser 24 trunk me

by Sundidbdmdo October 18, 2019

Emily Kinser

She is such a sweet girl. She is so kind, cute, sweet, friendly, smart. If you know her, keep her, especially if your dating her. Emily Kinser is unique and you'll never be able to replace her even if you try. Treat Emily like the queen she is

"Look there's Emily Kinser!"
"Oh damn!"

by Heyheyyy November 19, 2019

Camp kinser

Shittiest base to live on. PX small asf, GYM is always empty but is because is fukking trash, chow hall is the worst is Okinawa. No place to have entertainment, you better leave base if you want to have fun. You better get stationed at Camp Foster, if you at kinser sorry for you dawg.

Marine 1: So... you got stationed at Camp Kinser right?

Marine 2: YEAHHH I heard is good and you can have a lot of fun there.

Marine 1: yeahh... Good luck with that.

by Pussloverr February 17, 2021

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

paul kinder

a school filled with inconsiderate twats; aka a ton of 11 year olds that think they’re much older than they really are and try to twerk and grind on walls even though they don’t have a fucking ass. they’re sticks. it’s misery. i want to gouge my eyes out 99% of the time please stop kids this is not okay please end me what the fuck

please stop paul kinder...i’m serious you guys are terrible end me

by End Me Plz October 4, 2017

Kindergender

Kindergender is someone who feels "trapped" in an adult body, but is still a kid on the inside, and therefore is attracted to other kids.

it's an excuse for pedophila

“hey, you know Brad? He told me he was kindergender”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”

by -sleepyboy February 14, 2018