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Kinkstorm

Like a shitstorm, but a kink that gets shamed by a broad audience online.
That kink is problematic! Sabrina and Cosi are going to start a kinkstorm soon!
by Cosi January 14, 2016
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killstorm

–noun
1. An extremely powerful weather storm generally classified in one of three classifications (class 1, class 2, or class 3) with class 3 being the most powerful
2. A blizzard of epic proportions, usually resulting in school cancellations
Example 1:
Guy: That killstorm we had the other night really wrecked my yard. I found my grill in my neighbor's driveway, my newspaper in a storm drain, and my cat in the chimney.


Example 2:
Young kid: Dad, I heard there is supposed to be a class 3 killstorm tonight. Alright! No school tomorrow! Looks like you'll have to stay home and babysit me.

Dad: Son of a bitch! I'll call in to work and tell them nature has screwed me over again. Dammit!


Example 3 (From The Simpsons):
Kent Brockman: The National Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"!

Marge: I don't like the sound of that "class 3".
by Beavis Comeavis February 11, 2009
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Kinkstar

1. A person who performs kinkysexual acts (e.g. BDSM, Fetish), alone or with others, in front of an audience, usually in public, while exhibiting a high degree of kinky skills.
1. He flogged and single tailed that girl straight to cloud nine. They rocked it out on stage like a couple of real kinkstars!
by Simon Blaise November 27, 2012
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kinkster

one who enjoys and participates regularly in "kinky" sexual activities.
Jane loves to get tie up her men and spank them, what a kinkster
by snack goddess December 15, 2003
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Kinkster

A person who is very kinky, or has many fetishes
Bob: Did you hear about Jake?
Bob2: No what?
Bob: He is such a kinkster, he was taking in the back from his GF
by Akarussian May 21, 2015
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Linkstorm

noun. The chain of suggestions that occurs at the end of really anything on the internet, from articles to blogs to shopping sites. Most notably this phenomenon occurs with YouTube videos. These chains of links can lead to extremely obscure and unexpected destinations.
Dude, I was lost in the Lady GaGa linkstorm for like four hours last night.
by J-Creezy March 23, 2011
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utility-kinkster

One whose sexual discourse is determined by external forces and/or available resource.
Do to freezing temperatures the utility-kinksters were forced to grind on each other in an exotic dance of passion and life saving heat transfer.
by Dr.Skaz September 3, 2013
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