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killstorm 

–noun
1. An extremely powerful weather storm generally classified in one of three classifications (class 1, class 2, or class 3) with class 3 being the most powerful
2. A blizzard of epic proportions, usually resulting in school cancellations
Example 1:
Guy: That killstorm we had the other night really wrecked my yard. I found my grill in my neighbor's driveway, my newspaper in a storm drain, and my cat in the chimney.


Example 2:
Young kid: Dad, I heard there is supposed to be a class 3 killstorm tonight. Alright! No school tomorrow! Looks like you'll have to stay home and babysit me.

Dad: Son of a bitch! I'll call in to work and tell them nature has screwed me over again. Dammit!


Example 3 (From The Simpsons):
Kent Brockman: The National Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"!

Marge: I don't like the sound of that "class 3".
killstorm by Beavis Comeavis February 11, 2009

Kinkstar 

1. A person who performs kinkysexual acts (e.g. BDSM, Fetish), alone or with others, in front of an audience, usually in public, while exhibiting a high degree of kinky skills.
1. He flogged and single tailed that girl straight to cloud nine. They rocked it out on stage like a couple of real kinkstars!
Kinkstar by Simon Blaise November 27, 2012

kinkster 

one who enjoys and participates regularly in "kinky" sexual activities.
Jane loves to get tie up her men and spank them, what a kinkster
kinkster by snack goddess December 15, 2003

Kinkster 

A person who is very kinky, or has many fetishes
Bob: Did you hear about Jake?
Bob2: No what?
Bob: He is such a kinkster, he was taking in the back from his GF
Kinkster by Akarussian May 21, 2015

Linkstorm 

noun. The chain of suggestions that occurs at the end of really anything on the internet, from articles to blogs to shopping sites. Most notably this phenomenon occurs with YouTube videos. These chains of links can lead to extremely obscure and unexpected destinations.
Dude, I was lost in the Lady GaGa linkstorm for like four hours last night.
Linkstorm by J-Creezy March 23, 2011

utility-kinkster 

One whose sexual discourse is determined by external forces and/or available resource.
Do to freezing temperatures the utility-kinksters were forced to grind on each other in an exotic dance of passion and life saving heat transfer.
utility-kinkster by Dr.Skaz September 3, 2013