Every time a discussion about fetishes and sexual fantasies happens online, there is inevitably that one douchebag who acts like being kinky is a contest and calls everyone else's fantasies and fetishes boring and vanilla no matter what they are.

Someone:"I want to be beaten with a whip so hard that I bleed and it leaves scars"
Alpha Kinkster: "You think that's kinky?? Vanilla af!"

Someone else "I want to deepthroat a guy so deep that I throw up"
AK: "And you don't continue after you barf? Laaaame"

A third someone "I want to be tied upside-down with duct tape to a tree and have a midget amputee tear my genitals completely off my body with their teeth"
AK: "Only with a human? Not even an animal? I'm falling asleep..."

alpha kinkster by Some rando idk May 18, 2020

Dr. Kinkster

A man with an above average amount of foreskin who invests his time at the gym and growing public hair.

I'd call that person Dr. Kinkster

Dr. Kinkster by Dr. Kinkster lover February 3, 2017

Kinkstar

1. A person who performs kinkysexual acts (e.g. BDSM, Fetish), alone or with others, in front of an audience, usually in public, while exhibiting a high degree of kinky skills.

1. He flogged and single tailed that girl straight to cloud nine. They rocked it out on stage like a couple of real kinkstars!

Kinkstar by Simon Blaise November 27, 2012

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026