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Kijiji
Kijiji by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 4, 2019
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Kijijidiot
noun
Definition of KIJIJIDIOT
1. Usually offensive: a person who excessively wastes ones time by calling/emailing/texting to schedule a specific pickup time for an item sold on Kijiji and will never ever ever show up.
2. : a foolish person that is afraid of human interaction and would rather “virtually” own your useless shit.
3. : a foolish person that will offer you half of your asking price, not because it’s worth half…but because they have calculated half for their specific offer.
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Origin of KIJIJIIDIOT
Middle English, from Anglo-French Cahjijiydiote, from Latin idiota ignorant person, from Greek idiōtēs one in a private station, layman, ignorant person that decieves, from idios one's own, private; akin to Latin suus one's own
Definition of KIJIJIDIOT
1. Usually offensive: a person who excessively wastes ones time by calling/emailing/texting to schedule a specific pickup time for an item sold on Kijiji and will never ever ever show up.
2. : a foolish person that is afraid of human interaction and would rather “virtually” own your useless shit.
3. : a foolish person that will offer you half of your asking price, not because it’s worth half…but because they have calculated half for their specific offer.
See idiot defined for English-language learners »
Origin of KIJIJIIDIOT
Middle English, from Anglo-French Cahjijiydiote, from Latin idiota ignorant person, from Greek idiōtēs one in a private station, layman, ignorant person that decieves, from idios one's own, private; akin to Latin suus one's own
1. Don't be such an kijijidiot and tell me you are coming at 530pm sharp only to never show up or ever answer your cell phone/email EVER again.
2. <only an “kijijidiotee” would fall for such a scam twice in a row from the same person.
2. <only an “kijijidiotee” would fall for such a scam twice in a row from the same person.
Kijijidiot by Jeff Scratch January 15, 2013
kijijier
1. A renter, typically living in a new condominium, who found their unit on Kijiji for rent.
2. An annoying renter/tenant who thinks they own their unit. This person will do as they please and dismiss any condominium regulations, because they simply don't care.
2. An annoying renter/tenant who thinks they own their unit. This person will do as they please and dismiss any condominium regulations, because they simply don't care.
kijani
kijani by NightValeGirl September 7, 2016
Kijijied
When you go to buy something on kijiji and it’s just completely not at all what it was described as. Or some one saying they are on there way to buy something that you listed on kijiji and not showing up
kijari
This person is engaged in rationality and does not like unnecessary humor. They are straightforward, which is why they are frequently labeled as bad people. They may be quiet and do not publicize their accomplishments, but trust me when I say they have a lot and simply do not want to share it (Don't ask them some questions they despise since they are going to see you try and will put you in trouble after.)
Despite their blunt personality, they still create art as a thank you to people who have given them unending support, such as BTS.
Despite their blunt personality, they still create art as a thank you to people who have given them unending support, such as BTS.
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