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Someone who inspires laughter. A cheeky fella. A mischievous man.
No Kiddy, you cannot put your schlong in my chuff whilst I'm cooking dinner!
kiddy by Al January 9, 2005
Words you can keep
Kiddy, to be friendly, easy to get along with and completely off your trolly
Our party on Friday night could do with a Kiddy.
kiddy by Carl Heaton May 22, 2003
A little kid who's a nerd and very queer
Riley is a little kiddy
Kiddy by Thomas pannone July 21, 2022

Kiddy Cruisin' 

A pedophile who's driving around looking for children so he can pull over and masturbate, and then leave.
Robby: Yo, dude. I just saw this guy and he was in this dark van.
Me: ...and?
Robby: He pulled over at the park, and he just sat in his car. It looked like he was jerking off.
Me: Oh! He was kiddy cruisin', eh?
Robby: Yeah.
Kiddy Cruisin' by nyiddle December 24, 2005

kiddy diddler 

Someone who molests kids.
That old guy from Rumford Street is a kiddy diddler. Becky's mom called cops on him.
kiddy diddler by Edgardo February 5, 2007

kiddy love 

A very wrong sexual preference choice by either male or female that results in prison and causes long term damage to once innocence children
His just got 10 years for his choice of involment in kiddy love, he should have got life
kiddy love by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

kiddy tickler 

kiddy tickler is what you call your bro when you find out he's dating underage girls
buddy walks in the room; "heyyyy, its the "kiddy tickler" so how was your date? chucky cheese makes a hell of a pizza dont they? so was there any "fluff on the muff" bro?bahaahhaah fucking kiddy tickler
kiddy tickler by Kyle Prosko March 21, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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