Kiddy-Bomb

A Kiddy-bomb is a word or phrase said in a funny manner that causes all children within earshot to explode with annoyances, or rude behavior. The word or phrase should not be one that could cause problems for yourself.

While walking through the grocery store, down the candy aisle, set off your kiddy-bomb by simply commenting on how delicious the candy looks in a fairly loud voice. Then watch in amusement as all the children who heard you begin to scream and yell at their mothers to buy them the candy.
Enjoy the looks on the mother's faces as they stare you down that can only be interpreted as "fuck you".

Kiddy-Bomb by koertgeman October 4, 2009

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Kiddy Bomb

The act of filling a large balloon with semen and pushing it into her open vagina. And squeezing the end of the balloon releasing it into the vaginas, increasing the chance of pregnancy due to the large release of sperm. Hence kiddy bomb.

Yo me and Tyler actually going down to the store to buy some balloons to kiddy bomb later.

Kiddy Bomb by BiggieChudTown69 January 12, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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