Kidan 

The most littist girl in the world! She halirious and the life of the party. She is super doper funny and can be serious if needed. She can be the best friend that you'll every need. She stands up for what is right and cracks the funnist jokes. She makes you feel the best when you are sad and in need of love. She will be the best gf. She will tell you the truth and have your back. She can be loud and very talkitive. But gets good grades. And is the best to be around. Now her aperance is something else!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is the most beautiful person you will every see. She chooses her men wisely. An example would be Noah Centineo. She is the life of the party and lights up a room

boy 1: oh snap shes hot!
boy 2: kidan!?!?!?
boy 1: well duh look at her!!!
boy 2: no i call dibs, shes mine

mia/bff: you are my best friend and i hope i nevry loose you.
Kidan: gurllll you want you ae my best friend too

Kidan by awesomeunicorn22 February 14, 2019

kidan 

kidan-which means "How are you". is the word used mostly by Punjabi's of India and Pakistan. It is also getting more popular in the places where Punjabi's reside (like some parts of British Coloumbia etc..).

kidan ki chalda ajj kal.

kidan by punjabi-india July 28, 2010

Kidan’e 

Flowers bloom, life flourish and the gates to heaven opens wide when Kidan’e walks the earth. He is the the God that has mastered his spiritual wisdom and ascended to a higher plane of reality and is the saviour to his people and is written he created the galaxies, stars and home planet of Sirius and believed he’ll come back again to take them there. Some say he’s already born in a mortal body....

GTA civilian 1: there’s no such thing as god, you fool!
Intellectual: Kidan’e will rise to split the earth in two and wash away evil!

GTA civilian now an intellectual: wow, you’ve completely changed my view point in life! Thanks!

Kidan’e by Jeff the kidan’e’ian March 26, 2020

Diarrhea Kidnapping

A controversial type of kidnapping, originated from Cuba in the 1960s when the non-human entities have later kidnapped humans. They have been spreading fast between 1970-1989 or late 2006-mid 2019. It has discovered by the US Government.

DanTDM, PewDiePie, Justin Bieber, and many notable public figure have been suffered diarrhea kidnapping by object show characters or countryballs.

Diarrhea Kidnapping by yugoslaviamaster65 April 22, 2020

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

blown kidney by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

kidney-wiper 

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

kidney-wiper by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

Kidnapping 

Surprise adoption

The greasy man was kidnapping a child

Kidnapping by Reeeeeeeeeeesix4 March 10, 2020