Flowers bloom, life flourish and the gates to heaven opens wide when Kidan’e walks the earth. He is the the God that has mastered his spiritual wisdom and ascended to a higher plane of reality and is the saviour to his people and is written he created the galaxies, stars and home planet of Sirius and believed he’ll come back again to take them there. Some say he’s already born in a mortal body....
GTA civilian 1: there’s no such thing as god, you fool!
Intellectual: Kidan’e will rise to split the earth in two and wash away evil!
GTA civilian now an intellectual: wow, you’ve completely changed my view point in life! Thanks!
Intellectual: Kidan’e will rise to split the earth in two and wash away evil!
GTA civilian now an intellectual: wow, you’ve completely changed my view point in life! Thanks!
by Jeff the kidan’e’ian March 26, 2020
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They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.
They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.
by heezcamblimgten November 17, 2023
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Girl 1: Dammmmmn... that nigga Kidane is the most perfect man I have ever seen in my life.
Girl 2: I know right, he is way better than our boyfriends Jamaal and Miguel. You know what, I am dumping them for him right now.
Girl 2: I know right, he is way better than our boyfriends Jamaal and Miguel. You know what, I am dumping them for him right now.
by The Almighty Emperor Kidane August 16, 2018
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Nobody:
Lame ass niggas: ay bruh yo neck long af
Fine ass girls:That’s not the only long thing on his body
Kidane: :)
Lame ass niggas: ay bruh yo neck long af
Fine ass girls:That’s not the only long thing on his body
Kidane: :)
by self made May 8, 2019
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He has a small Weiner and girls say its disgusting. Don't go for a Kidane cos they'll ruin your life.
Sometimes he's fun to be around but most of the time he's someone who is an attention whore .
He has a small Weiner and girls say its disgusting. Don't go for a Kidane cos they'll ruin your life.
Sometimes he's fun to be around but most of the time he's someone who is an attention whore .
Matthew: Have you seen that Kidane dude
Alex: yes, no one likes him he's an attention whore type 3 diabetic
Alex: yes, no one likes him he's an attention whore type 3 diabetic
by MillyRockOnYourBlock October 30, 2019
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