Kidane 

Kidane is the most incredible guy you will ever meet. He is the almighty nigga in the world. He rules the world as the rest of the people are his bitches especially Jamaal and Miguel. He is the most handsome, intelligent, honest, cool, amazing, and powerful guy in the world. There is no human being who can compare to him, he is absolute perfection. There is no one who will exist in the future like him.

Girl 1: Dammmmmn... that nigga Kidane is the most perfect man I have ever seen in my life.
Girl 2: I know right, he is way better than our boyfriends Jamaal and Miguel. You know what, I am dumping them for him right now.

Kidane by The Almighty Emperor Kidane August 16, 2018

Kidane 

Kidane is a down to earth , funny, cool, and is always is loving. He is excellent at fucking, will take your soul during sex!!!Kidane is also a great kisser.

Nobody:
Lame ass niggas: ay bruh yo neck long af
Fine ass girls:That’s not the only long thing on his body
Kidane: :)

Kidane by self made May 8, 2019

Kidane 

Kidane is a fat black nigga who has diabetes, he smells like crap and isn't good with girls in bed.
He has a small Weiner and girls say its disgusting. Don't go for a Kidane cos they'll ruin your life.
Sometimes he's fun to be around but most of the time he's someone who is an attention whore .

Matthew: Have you seen that Kidane dude
Alex: yes, no one likes him he's an attention whore type 3 diabetic

Kidane by MillyRockOnYourBlock October 30, 2019

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

blown kidney by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Dingo's Kidneys 

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!

Dingo's Kidneys by wfly81 July 1, 2014

kidney-wiper 

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

kidney-wiper by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

kidage 

The potential age of your offspring if your first sexual encounter would have produced a child. This is an important metric for the older man on the prowl looking to hook up younger women.

It is best to avoiding coupling with women under kidage.

This sidesteps the potential awkward conversation when you find out why the girl you just slept with, looks a lot like the girl you smashed on spring break 21 years ago. (Hint: She's your daughter)

Bill : This club is full of hot chicks.
Mike : Dude, did you see the giant X's on all there hands, there is not a chick in here that is not under your kidage.

Friend: I used to think Bob was a total tool since he was a virgin until he was 29, His kidage is illegal in most states.

kidage by pcat4k April 17, 2014