She is the prettiest girl ever.... She makes you smile and is the bestest friend you could ever have. Not only will she be there to hate on your exs but she will be there support your relationships and she also is the kind of bestie that will pretend to be you lesbo gf to get a guy to go away. Krissel is the only girl that i would turn to and cry about the randomest things. She is actually the SWEXYEST girl ever haha.
Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song “Lady Marmalade” with the caption “You just got Krissed”.
“I was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!”
Khristina is a very wonderful and smart girl, she is usually very straight forward with her thoughts but not in a rude way. She doesn't like bullies, racist people, or homophobic people. You can always trust her with your secrets cause she will never tell anyone. Her brown eyes sparkle like honey in the sun, she is very fun to be around and can always put a smile on your face when you're feeling down and if you have her as your friend, never lose her.
Person 1: I just got sent a video of a girl in a green dress saying 'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Kris Jenner - you just got Krissed.
A person that is super damn talented and cool in every human attribute when you first come to meet with. Her beauty and talent makes you even feel as though your not worthy to ever meet her but if you get to ever meet one your life will be fulfilled with happiness. Krissy is a phenomenal person to talk to which tells hilarious stories and comments that will make your day better everytime. Krissy’s are just the most beautiful and cutest things ever 😂😂
A beautiful woman who knows how to deal with people she's very dramatic sometimes. She tends to be very jealous but just because she's protecting something or someone that she loves, she's very funny, attractive , smart, and a lot of guys are after her but she's very loyal to the person that she's with
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.