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Khristian

Khristian is so fucking cool, his name can't be spelled with a C.
by Laura Lane January 28, 2009
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Khristian

A lightskin mf that wont do nothing but cheat on you
you: are u cheating on me again
khristian: yea bru
by imissmyex October 2, 2022
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Khristian

The coolest girl in the world. Loves music, looks beautiful everyday, and is artistic like you wouldn't believe. Khristian's often think little of themselves, which is insane, considering that they are one of the coolest types of people ever. They're caring, smart, funny, and creative. They often play bass, write poetry, sing, or just keep busy by being a total badass. Khristians go along PERFECTLY with Tylers, and they usually work out to be together FOREVER! Khristians are amazing people, and make great mothers. You'll find yourself feeling whole whenever you're near one.
That girl is amazing. Totally a Khristian.
by Tylertylertylertylertyler<3 February 5, 2012
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khristian

A person who claims to be a christian, but who considers all his religion's rules to be "negotiable."
Jerry Falwell Jr. is not a christian. His boozing and partying in Miami clearly shows he's a hypocrite khristian.
by flybd5juan September 26, 2019
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khristian

a dirty bum who never knows how to stop being racist
he is so annoying

well his name is khristian so..
by bdbdjdkdkdk March 5, 2022
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Khristian

Khristian is the best in bed and most likey to have the biggest dick in the whole friend group
Khristian will fuck yo girl
by Icejjfish9 November 20, 2023
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Khristian

A majestic chaos goblin with flowing locks that move like they’re in a shampoo commercial—especially while human back riding (his favorite mode of transportation).

Khristian is 51% into Minecraft, 48% into pickles, and 1% away from switching teams entirely. No one’s sure if he’s flirting, roleplaying, or just really passionate about pegging, but somehow it all blends into his mysterious charm.

Gender? Fluid. Hair? Glorious. Boundaries? Blurry. He’s the kind of person who’ll build a Minecraft mansion while spoon-feeding you pickle slices and asking deep questions like, “Would you still love me if I was a villager?”
“Khristian just rode in on someone’s back, tossed his hair, and asked if I wanted to be the Steve to his Enderman. I don’t even know what that means.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
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