Khenyan

khenyan is a name for a very queer man who is almost always a bottom. but he is straight

oooo look at that gay guy!! nah thats just khenyan

Khenyan by Carp man March 12, 2024

Kenyan from the West 

AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.

Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?

Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!

Kenyan from the West by The Man who Knew Too Much June 13, 2013

Kenyanism 

A religion created by The Drunken Peasants Podcast, which is the belief usually revolving around Obama, and his 'questionable' background.

You support Obama, thats Kenyanism!

Obama is a Kenyanist.

Kenyanism by Smitor January 27, 2015

Kenyan backpack

A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.

The couple was hospitalized after trying to perform a Kenyan backpack without stretching first.

Kenyan backpack by JayTeeF May 11, 2009

Keynesian Kenyan

Birther nickname for Barack Obama

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.

Keynesian Kenyan by The Reverend McCready May 20, 2011

Starving Kenyan

The act of using marathon pro + lightweight pro + commando pro along with a care package marker on Modern Warfare 2 to run extremely fast, aka the 'starving Kenyan' class. This was a class used mainly in Capture the Flag. The term was made popular by the c0deReality clan on MW2.

Person A: Holy shit, you're running so fast man!
Person B: Yeah, I'm using my Starving Kenyan class, runnin' flags like a champ.

Starving Kenyan by IXI-TheEnd-IXI January 19, 2010

Kenyan_masterpiece 

The coolest guy in the universe.
A very charming person.

Everyone deserves a friend like kenyan_masterpiece

Kenyan_masterpiece by kenyan_masterpiece December 30, 2020