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A chocking noise. Meant to display sarcasm, irony or frustration. Originally derived from the irony of cats chocking on their own furballs.
Kheck, how the fuck was I supposed to know what she wanted to complain about even though it was completely unprompted by the thing itself!
Kheck by Shirancholy May 23, 2019
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A phrase used in the UK when someone pulls your trousers and underpants down, preferably in front of others.
Andrew: *grabs Mikey's pants and pulls down* Kecked!
Mikey: FUCK YOU I'M GOING HOME
Kecked by Jaimi October 19, 2007
Related Words
Kheck • khecka • kecks • khekhekhe • Kecka • keckers • kecking • keckle • kneck • knecking

Kueckeing 

the act of making unnecessary excuses
Person 1: I only lost because my ankle hurts.
Person 2: Dude, stop kueckeing, you lost fair and square.
Kueckeing by Nitropower November 4, 2014

Kheskani 

A really cool kid from India that studies in an International School. Loves to play games like ROBLOX, and pokemon go. He usually has a lot of girlfriends. He is also a very avid sports person
"Do you see that guy?" - John
"Hes such an Kheskani!" - Leo
"I know right! How sporty!" - John
Kheskani by lolyou100 November 19, 2017

Bolly-kecks 

A slang term used to describe a posh/upper middle class woman, e.g - "bolly" referring to the expensive drink Bollinger, and "kecks" referring to knickers.
Ashes to Ashes - Series 1 Episode 1

Gene: Don't be ridiculous Granger, airs and graces this one, - likes a drop of bolly before she gets her knickers off.

(Hence the name Bolly-kecks, used to describe Alex)
Bolly-kecks by lost in the eighties November 16, 2011
To secretly fuck around on tinder while in a relationship.
"hey man how's stuff with Olivia?'
"I don't know man. She's been kind of weird this week. I hope she's not kecking me.
kecking by IDontPullOut September 14, 2017
Shmuckified butchering of the word neck
You have a tiny kneck
Well you don't know how to spell neck
Kneck by evertonfanfc24 July 7, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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