Kneck

Shmuckified butchering of the word neck

You have a tiny kneck
Well you don't know how to spell neck

by evertonfanfc24 July 7, 2019

kneck

The area of fat that connects the chin to the collar bone in obese individuals. It must exceed the volume, by double, of a double chin. This creates a tubular effect that engulfs the entire neck letting no original neck to be visible.

Mamma June, Honey Boo Boo's mother, has such a large kneck she can't wear turtle neck.

by dmarie23 August 30, 2016

take it to the kneck

Eating , hungrily having food

We gon't take it to the kneck

by safety kev October 17, 2020

Club Kneck Neck

The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.

Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'

Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'

by Dr Drake May 12, 2017

knecked on

to flirt with someone

someone : have you ever knecked on with lasses?
someone else : no i've never flirted with girls

by bastardrat October 27, 2021

White Knecking

White Knecking is when you choke someone during sex making their kneck appear white. This is a common practice used in pornography. White Knecking was coined by the Australians and they still say it till this day.

Bro I white knecked that girl last night. Dayum dude I was white knecking that girl last night.

by DoctorRingo January 19, 2018

Knecking

A term used to describe a passionate make out session or snogging

We went back to hers and ended up knecking

by ArtemisMoon June 24, 2016