Keyus
Keyus by New Life In Christ May 25, 2022
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Keystone Shit
The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.
Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.
Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015
Keystrokes
In normal circumstances, keystrokes is describing the act of typing something using a keyboard.
However, on the internet, specifically Gelbooru and other hentai picture sites, it's caught on as a meme*. It's used by members who are presumably masturbating to said pictures, and since comments can't be posted with fewer than three to four characters, they just either post "keystrokes" in all caps or many times.
It's used similarly to "fap" in this regard, which is the onomatopoeia for masturbation.
*A meme is a fad almost always exclusive to the internet that very quickly grows insanely popular.
However, on the internet, specifically Gelbooru and other hentai picture sites, it's caught on as a meme*. It's used by members who are presumably masturbating to said pictures, and since comments can't be posted with fewer than three to four characters, they just either post "keystrokes" in all caps or many times.
It's used similarly to "fap" in this regard, which is the onomatopoeia for masturbation.
*A meme is a fad almost always exclusive to the internet that very quickly grows insanely popular.
Keystrokes by InqAlice December 11, 2011
phone-keys-wallet
the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.
Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
phone-keys-wallet by moodybluesman April 1, 2009
keystone nacho
When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.
keystone nacho by Glamrockster December 11, 2016
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