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keysmash

A keysmash is what gay people do instead of saying "hahaha", "lol", or "lmao" while texting. They do it by slamming their hands onto the keyboard, typing random keys, or wiping their hands across the keyboard. Keysmashes can also be used to express shock, and sometimes anger. The length of the keysmash will sometimes reflect how strongly the person feels about what made them keysmash.
Gay person, watching Christine Sydelko videos and texting their friend: skdhfsdjkgnvks dnsj oh my god

Christine Sydelko, at the renaissance fair: aw man I sat on my ballsack again

gay person: SDJHGVJKSDHVKSDNVJ DSJVNK (continues keysmashing if they find it hilarious)
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keysmash

randomly hitting your keyboard to express an emotion. Works for excitement, anger, fangrilyness, and a whole bunch of other things, including adjectives.
that was askldjghalsdkgj amazing

nice keysmash dude.
by ~*~~*~~~*~~*~* October 17, 2007
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Keysmash

SOmething like "ghsajdgvsjh"
Its pretty self-explanatory, it's just when you smash the keys on your keyboard to make random combinations of letters.
It's usually used as a reaction to something funny.
Person 1: *says some funny shit idk*
Person 2: gfshfgjgaj
Person 1: what?
Person 2: it was a keysmash, dude.
by not_zodiaq December 9, 2020
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A keysmash is typically what an lgbt+ person does when they find something funny. A keysmash is created by slamming ones hands on a keyboard or pressing random keys. Only tops keysmash.
"(keysmash) KSBHDJDHGNBFHNVSAHGFVGJHDSM THAT'S SO FUNNY I'M CRYING"

"(keysmash)SBHJSGMFBHDJGHBJMFNJGHF I'M GONNA KILL YOU. DIE."
by practically god August 13, 2019
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ewrfigewrflEWGJriloEFRferwjpseIPwevbjACSDjicdsjlfdsljnafsdljfsad
asdfsldfsj;fsk;sdfjkl;afsd;jklsdfalkjafsdljkafsdk;lsfdklj – that's a keysmash
by InvaderInvader February 2, 2024
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Keyboard smash/Keysmash

1. when you are so astounded, exited, or angry at or about something or someone that you have a seizure on top of your keyboard.
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+
1: Astounded/Exited/Angry Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY

2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB
by SeaNoodle March 24, 2023
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Verbal Keysmash

When someone speaks gibberish in the nature of a Keysmash.
Guy 1 : Hey man, you look stupid!
Guy 2 : (Verbal Keysmash)
by The_Kickster December 3, 2018
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