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Keystrokes

In normal circumstances, keystrokes is describing the act of typing something using a keyboard.

However, on the internet, specifically Gelbooru and other hentai picture sites, it's caught on as a meme*. It's used by members who are presumably masturbating to said pictures, and since comments can't be posted with fewer than three to four characters, they just either post "keystrokes" in all caps or many times.

It's used similarly to "fap" in this regard, which is the onomatopoeia for masturbation.

*A meme is a fad almost always exclusive to the internet that very quickly grows insanely popular.
-Any hentai picture.-

Anon1- KEYSTROKES

Anon2- Keystrokes keystrokes keystrokes

Anon3- Fapfapfapfap
Keystrokes by InqAlice December 11, 2011
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Keystrokes

When your one word comment is top notch perfection, but rule 34 tells you "a few more keystrokes would actually be interesting".

Instead of adding more to your comment, adding the word keystrokes, or multiple, is the way to go.
You: "Boobz gud"
The site: A few more keystrokes would actually be interesting...
You: "Boobz gud keystrokes keystrokes"

keystroker 

someone who masturbates at their computer keyboard

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."
keystroker by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Keystroke 

Used in gelbooru commonly to add extra text so it lets you comment. It’s like changing they’re to they are to add extra letters in essays
Anonymous: Very good Keystroke Keystroke
Keystroke by Some egg July 5, 2022

keystroker 

A person who uses the internet to bolster their flagging self esteem usually by insulting others and/or making hateful throwaway remarks.

Not to be confused with Trolls, keystrokers are in fact capable of intelligent and constructive actions, they simply prefer to have fun at other peoples expense. Anyone objecting to this definition as being "hateful" may be doing so as a keystroking move.
ChatGod:"The shuitlle crash was so funny, I wet myself laughing!"
CovertWalrus:"You, ChatGod, are a keystroker. No doubt."
keystroker by D F Stuckey February 20, 2004
A test that is taken in some high school classes in Pennsylvania. AKA: Keystone Exams
Teacher: Today we will be taking the Keystones and PSSAs.
Students: Seriously! We have to do PSSAs and Keystones!
Keystones by Daugh March 20, 2021

Keystroke 

A class type in the Roblox game Black magic. They are used by typing in a combo of keys really fast, like stroking keys, to do a move. An example of an easier keystroke class is Berzerker, which uses strokes that contain three to four keys on average. Examples: ddsc sax sdq asdq wdaq wwq ddq ssq aaq. A harder keystroke is Terumi which you have to buy to use. The keystrokes for that one contain about three to four keys but they are spread around the board sdp dasp are two, and they can be harder to use. Also if you get "gud" at a keystroke you will be a near god in Black Magic, so learn one to win good. Thats all I know.
"This class doesn't work?!?"

"bro u nub its a keystroke and ur to lame to use one u nub lmao rekt savage" (and other Roblox insults
Keystroke by SomeLooserOnTheInternet February 28, 2018
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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