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Keylime pie 

Sexual act.

A guy takes a girl and has her lie down on her back with her head overhanging a bed or couch.
From there, the guys starts to throat fuck her until she throws up, and as she is throwing up he blasts his load on her face. The colors mix together and it resembles the colors of a keylime pie.
Greg---Hey Joe, what did you and Alison do last night?

Joe--Greg...I introduced her to the keylime pie.

Both--HIGH FIVE!
Keylime pie by houseofwolves March 26, 2009
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Alabama Key Lime Pie 

To urinate inside the ass of your significant other then proceed to fuck her until a major load of jizzz has been blown from the cock. The interesting combination of jizzz and urine will then resemble that of a Key Lime Pie in the butthole of your significant other.
Cletus was extremely hungry and horny so he proceeded to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie on Laqueesha.

Key Lime Pie Recipe

A code name for a DM that is very spicy and you need to not sound like a hoe. Also can be a code name for your FWB
Yo girl this guy sent me this key lime pie recipe, not gonna lie it was amazing.

Key lime pie gurl 

The best friend a guy could ever want. A women that is supportive and caring, fair and just, smart and beautiful. Someone you don't deserve and someone who deserves better than you.
My key lime pie gurl always has my back

key lime pie 

Key lime. Infatuation that shouldn't exist.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish love.
Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept.

Flaky crust is what I lust. Your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea. You're the pie that pleases me!
People gawk "Is that pie green?" Ask for a bite - "Fuck you, I'm mean."

Key lime pie - cheapest hooker I've ever had.
Key lime pie. Last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad.
Key lime pie. Poke fun and laugh and jest.
Key lime pie. Don't bother me, digest
key lime pie.
...we are the ones who have a fire inside...
key lime pie by Havok January 17, 2004

Key Lime Pie 

Refers to the ovaries or vaginal passage. Usually smells like moldy limes.

An offensive term.
After all those tickle pickle fishes i did last night, i will NEVER look at my key lime pie the same way AGAIN.....!!!

key lime pie 

sneeze in a vagina while ejaculating in a girl's mouth.
see definition. key lime pie
key lime pie by wstee February 5, 2009