Havok's definitions

Fenter

1. finger

First occurrence:

>be in pre-school
>have a girl who I sort of have a crush on
>have nap time every day
>one day during nap time I lay next to her
>neither of us sleep and I fenter her mouth the whole time
>after nap time go to play in a tent at the pre-school
>finger he mouth some more in there.
>do this many times

"I fentered her so hard!"

by HavoK December 13, 2012

key lime pie

Key lime. Infatuation that shouldn't exist.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish love.
Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept.

Flaky crust is what I lust. Your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea. You're the pie that pleases me!
People gawk "Is that pie green?" Ask for a bite - "Fuck you, I'm mean."

Key lime pie - cheapest hooker I've ever had.
Key lime pie. Last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad.
Key lime pie. Poke fun and laugh and jest.
Key lime pie. Don't bother me, digest
key lime pie.

...we are the ones who have a fire inside...

by Havok January 17, 2004

MAVK

Mai Act Virgin King - used to describe someone who acts like he's all innocent when he's actually the dirtiest bastard around

A: I would never do a one night stand
B: MAVK lah!

by havok March 21, 2005

billy talent

Really awesome band. Sounds sorta like a Canadian AFI.

Billy Talent rocks.

by Havok January 17, 2004

cornhole

the nasty stinky hole in which shit flops out of also see RECTUM

holy shit i thought that terd would never make it out of my cornhole

by havok July 31, 2004

xliip

a bad typo of "Sleep" by the village idiot John Chan

<_o_> wha, its late. me shag. time to xliip! bye slaats!

by havok March 26, 2005

Px

Slang for Pedophile Xtrordinare. Term used about punk tricks who nail 12 year olds named sara.

Px is a momo.

by havok March 4, 2003