kevmaster

Crazy fool with stupid-cool funk. Frequently enjoys in the pain and or sufferning of a one "Mr. Angus the art teacher". Is still serching for his random patterns within and needs to expose himself to more books. Has seen nearly every movie made by any person in history and will forever and always make fun of Sabrine with her fried chicken and cakalakas

*crackalacks John over the head with a chair*

by Lil' John June 7, 2004

The Kevmaster

The coolest kid on earth who wears a sweet 80's style track Jacket

"The ladies swoon for The Kevmaster"

by The Kevmaster June 7, 2004

kekmastersour

A man with supreme Pingas, who eliminates MixSillyMaxes and Rinis. They are typically leaders of a Pingas group with 2 other kekmasters. They usually come in groups of 4, including 2 other pingas.

PersonA: Its a KekmasterSour!
PersonB: Wow he's such a kool kid

by TheQuadHitterOfDL October 6, 2017

keaster

put in your ass to hide or hold...

where do you stash your dope when your driving? i keaster it...

by mrfnk November 21, 2009

keaster eggs

The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.

He left with keaster eggs after his girlfriend called and made him leave the party.

by Squabblewabbler April 12, 2015

kempster

Inserting your toe in the vagina of a female in order to obtain sexual gratification.

Jaysus, her gowl was too wide for a kempster so I had to use my whole foot!

by Frank Brett April 14, 2006

kempster

Kempster, verb.
To engage in vaginal or anal sexual stimulation of a female using ones foot

My size 13 feet are too big for kempstering

by croaghlad April 14, 2006