AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
by bigtones May 23, 2006
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verb
(also federline)
1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one's future
2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one's future may be secure
3. To hoodwink
noun
1. A talentless shit stain
(also federline)
1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one's future
2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one's future may be secure
3. To hoodwink
noun
1. A talentless shit stain
(v) Remember that rich slut, Sarah? John federlined the fuck out of her. She's having his bastard in a few months.
(v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me! Gee!
(n) - Let's rap battle, Jamerius.
- You's a kevin federline, duke.
(v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me! Gee!
(n) - Let's rap battle, Jamerius.
- You's a kevin federline, duke.
by Jeff T July 15, 2005
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Useless husband of britney spears. Doesnt care about his kids or wife as he goes out partying and picking up other women. Sponges off Britney for her fame and money. Also thinks he can rap. haha!
by chazzy!!! March 06, 2006
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White trash husband of Britney Spears. Using her fame, he has managed to make a career out of being Mr. Spears. What a douche. I think he probably has Britney's pimples on his ass from her giving him rim jobs. He also split up with Shar Jackson cuz she ain't as rich as Britney.
by SxY bEAsT February 13, 2005
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Poor, trailor trash, shallow wigga who left his pregnant, afro-american wife (Shar Jackson-whom he has a couple kids with)for pop sensation Britney Spears cuz she's cuter and has a lot more money.
by lovezit April 07, 2005
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by deb-z-z-z August 10, 2005
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Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
HAHAHAHAHAH
Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
HAHAHAHAHAH
If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
HAHAHAHAHAH
by Jon and Chris August 31, 2006
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