Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

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Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.

All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.

Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.

Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.

you must also love waffles!!!!!

The non Catholic way of religion that has 5 less commandments (as 10 is too many to remember), the 5 commandments remaining have been modified to fit in today's society, No more Sunday early AM Masses come Saturday night and drink my wine (Bacardi, Coke w/ Lime) and eat my Christ chips, no alter servers below the age of 21, the spokespersons of the sermon can and are required to be involved (with no celibacy) so there are no involvement with any and all followers and like the Catholics all is forgiven as well.

Kevinism is a lifestyle designed by Kevin in the late 20th century. Thousands have caught on to this brilliantly amazing way of living and are now stabbing people by the 10's.

An exaggeratedly dramatic response to a question or statement that was non-provocative.