Kevinism

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.

by Will Golden November 19, 2018

Kevinism

Kevinism is the best religion ever. It is a religion dictated by thy almighty Kevin Karakas for all eternity under the Prophet Emil's name.

Person A: What's Kevinism?
Person B: STFU uneducated bitch.

by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021

kevinism

Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.

All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.

Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.

Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.

you must also love waffles!!!!!

Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).

by Kevin Brice May 11, 2008

kevinism

Kevinism is a lifestyle designed by Kevin in the late 20th century. Thousands have caught on to this brilliantly amazing way of living and are now stabbing people by the 10's.

I will drown you in a hot pot of coffe while stabbing you in the foot and eating pizza.

by Kevin duh you retard December 7, 2004

Kevinism

An exaggeratedly dramatic response to a question or statement that was non-provocative.

"Kevinism"
Zac: "I'm tired."
Kevin: "Well we should just fucking kill ourselves so we don't have to work today!"

by Zaccrick86 March 23, 2017

Kevinism

The best political way to go, it is the reason you look up and think "i am soo grateful that Hitler died because he was gay" and the reason why your asian parents beat the living fuck out of the when you bet a b plus.

DAMN! KEVINISM REALLY IS GREAT

by KEVVVVZ June 28, 2021

Kevinism

the ideology of mixing nazism with communism. kevinism states that being gay is a fenlony, however being gay towards your homies is legal. Kevinism is based on horniness and sex.

damn bro, i want to live in a Kevinism society cos i want to fuck.
damn bro, i want to live in a Kevinism society cos i wanna be a nazi.

by KEVVVVZ October 13, 2021