Kevin Syndrome 

Kevin Syndrome is an extremely rare disease with unknown causes that causes the patient to experience extreme psychological torture due to hallucinations and self-made connections to conspiracy theories about bread. Most conspiracies about bread include but are not limited to:
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."

Oh dear, I think Naveah has Kevin Syndrome. Quick, get rid of all bread in the house!

Kevin Syndrome by bean-baen-bnae-bnea-nbea-nbae November 19, 2018

Kevin Syndrome 

That guy that hangs around on a “teen” chatroom but the mfr is like 22 years old. Whole ass king of the kids situation.

Girl: did you see Johnny in here?
Girl 2: yes oml he be suffering from Kevin syndrome
Girl: YESS!! It’s creepy af

Kevin Syndrome by EvilEntityConsumesYou October 20, 2022

Kevin Nelson Syndrome 

A serious condition effecting people who are under the influence of alcohol. Victims believe that everyone, friends, family, and strangers, owe them $20 for no reason whatsoever. The only cure is a good night's sleep, often times immediately after vomiting on something very important to you.

Dude did you see Dave last night... he was stumbling all over the place and yelling at everyone for owing him money.. then he threw up on his parents. It was textbook Kevin Nelson Syndrome.

Kevin Nelson Syndrome by anonymous376 December 27, 2007

Kevin Harvick Syndrome 

1) A NASCAR driver who suffers from Kevin Harvick syndrome is typically a fetishist who wears garter belts under his clothes and allows his trophy wife to wear the firesuit in the family.

2) Any NASCAR driver that annunciates in pre-race interviews but talks like a testy little hick after he wrecks himself and blames it on someone else.

I have the points lead but I’ll fuck it up during the chase because I have Kevin Harvick syndrome.

Kevin Harvick Syndrome by nascarfan69 July 13, 2010

kevin costner syndrome 

When one directs and stars in his own films for the sheer purpose of trying to make himself look cool on screen. The movie lacks plot and an interesting story, because it is too focused on the star of the picture.

John's last movie was so pretentious. It was all about him. I think he is coming down with the kevin costner syndrome.

kevin costner syndrome by wca May 13, 2005

Kevin Jonas Syndrome 

The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.

When a woman either says

"That's it?",

"Were you neutered?",

"I'll go get the ketchup.",

"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."

or

"Aww, it's hiding."

when she first sees you naked.

Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.

Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.

Kevin - Wanna have sex??

Danielle - YES!

Kevin gets ready....

Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.

Kevin cries. He starts singing -

♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫

I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫

Kevin Jonas Syndrome by ew you're ugly January 26, 2010

KevonSyndrome 

When someone can’t go three days without masterbaiting.

Person1:It’s been 3 days since I’ve masterbated I’m starting to twitch. Person2:I think that’s kevonsyndrome.

KevonSyndrome by Youcantsavetheworldalone December 5, 2023