Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.
Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison
That one friend in the group who seems nice a pie normally and pretty straight-laced, but as soon as the party starts, they start downing bottles of gin and turn into an alter ego party animal - mental kev.
Aye, he turned into a pure mental kev as soon as we hit the town