Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.

Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison

kev murison by feegina December 11, 2010

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mental kev

That one friend in the group who seems nice a pie normally and pretty straight-laced, but as soon as the party starts, they start downing bottles of gin and turn into an alter ego party animal - mental kev.

Aye, he turned into a pure mental kev as soon as we hit the town

mental kev by PinkJaxx June 3, 2018

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Big Man Kev

A man of true size and strength (big lad).

Waheyyy, it's Big Man Kev punching down doors with his mighty strength (really his beer belly is doing the work).

Have you seen Big Man Kev recently? Apparently he's been punching down doors whilst furiously screaming!

Big Man Kev by iBumDogs69 March 21, 2022

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A Milky Kev

When you can’t afford milk, so you flog it from the work place!

Flatmate: Kev, we’ve run out of milk
Kev: Don’t worry, I’ll flog some from work!
Flatemate: Pulling “A Milky Kev” I see!

A Milky Kev by Gurriffic May 19, 2021

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Kev Grant (The Chicken Man)

Also known as Kevin Grant. Mostly known for his role as Al McWhiggin. AKA "The Chicken Man" from the hit movie Toy story 2.

"Holy crap, Is that Kev Grant (The Chicken Man)? He starred in Toy Story 2!"

Kev Grant (The Chicken Man) by quantavius bingleton January 27, 2025

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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