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A Ketvin is a person called Kevin who snorts vast amounts of ketamine. Usually a ketvin’s dosage level is so high that even a medium sized horse would be blasted into the shadow realm from it.
When Ketvin is using, he enteres a semi- consucious state. His speach will slow down and he will often make very strange movements and faces. You can always find where a Ketvin is because he leaves a trail of tissues to whipe his ketnose everywhere he goes.
Person1: “Hey man, Kevin is talking like a retard and not responding to his name. Is he having a stroke or something?
Person2: “Ooh no i think he’s on the bag again. He will only respond to Ketvin when he’s like that. It’s best not to sit too close to him in that state because he might accidentally kick you in the face”
Ketvin by Baroent April 5, 2023
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Kevin the pigeon 

A plastic pigeon many early directioners know. Featured in a few of the X factor video diaries by Louis Tomlinson, Kevin came to stardome.
Directioner: *sees a pigeon* Look! It's Kevin!
Random person: What?
Louis Tomlinson: *makes dog noises while wiggling Kevin the pigeon*

Kevining 

When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.
Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!

Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....

Kevin: whoops sorry

Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...
Kevining by gtdishboy October 7, 2019

The Kevin Hand 

The sign of ultimate disrespect and worthlessness.
Once you are given The Kevin hand gesture, your life becomes meaningless.
Often used for people who do not follow Murli.
Kevin: Wanna go watch some murli in the library?
Mariam: Nah fam, going out to smoke one.
*The Kevin Hand*

Kevin Moon 

(noun)

A talented vocal with amazing art skills, one half of Canada line, one whole cutie and Beyoncè fanboy
Nobody:....

Me: KEVIN MOON!!!!
Kevin Moon by joongjijae October 4, 2019

Kevin macleod 

the guy who made all that amazing background music that all the popular youtubers use
Jim: Kevin macleod made all that awesome music, did u know that?
Mike: Shut the f*** up, I'm playing minecraft