Kessled

The act of humilation or bringing about great shame and embarassment to someone

You shouldve kessled him harder he deserved it for all the shit he talks

by Louis The salty boi February 24, 2022

Kiss Me Kessler

Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.

1 part gin

1 part vodka

1 fine waitress

Bitters

Cherry grenadine

Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.

Bartender, one Kiss Me Kessler, please. Extra Grenadine.

by John Miller December 20, 2017

Daniel Kessler

Shy guitarist from Interpol who has a fetish for half asian girls. He often makes funny sex faces when he plays.

Look at that Amish guy...wait thats Daniel Kessler

by Mrs. Kessler May 13, 2005

Kessler Park

a neighborhood inside oak cliff texas, half of it is hood, half is not

man! kessler park is ghetto!

by lildino July 5, 2009

Daniel Kessler

The guitarist and brains behind Interpol. Daniel has been a lover of music since he was a little tyke back in London, England. He's one smart kat and really hot. He also looks like he's getting a blow job when he is playing his guitar.

Person 1: Who's that hot Amish guy?
Person 2: That's Daniel, the gutarist of Interpol.

by LolaLola August 31, 2005

daniel kessler

Guitarist in band interpol shy and cute with funny beard.

Will be seen dancing strangley

by jen March 25, 2005

Julius Kessler

The Greatest fucking beverage in the World

"Well guys I feel like a pimp, I just drank a fifth El Julius Kessler."

After those shots of Julius Kessler I feel ready to beat my woman....like a true red-blooded American.

Julius...it enlarges the cock.

by Dick Handle February 24, 2009