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kerplumpkin

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.
All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

Kerblumpkin 

When the person receiving a blumpkin drops a huge turd and the person giving the blumpkin gets a huge splash of shit water on the underside of their chin; When the person giving a blumpkin gets water splashed on their face from a dropping or exploding shit.

Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin
I need to wash this shit water off my face because my boyfriend gave me a gnarly kerblumpkin.
Kerblumpkin by BSleepy June 13, 2010

kerblumpkin 

true love, getting a blowjob while on the toilette
my g/f gave me a kerblumpkin yesterday!
kerblumpkin by UsedCarMan September 11, 2005

Kerplumbkin 

A Sexual term,
An act were a woman or man(Depending on preferance)gives oral sex while the other partner deficates.
Kerplumbkin by Armageddon May 30, 2004

Kerplumpkin

The act of introducing a rotten egg, a scrambled egg, a old priest-egg, and a young priest-egg into a man's fully (or non fully) dialated rectum and using the mixture to cook hamburger meat within his black cherry.
Ya either get busy talking, or ya get busy kerplumpkin
Kerplumpkin by Wet Stanley March 4, 2011

kurrplumkin 

just like a blumpkin, getting your dick sucked while taking a shit except when your turd hits the water the water splashes up on her face.
my blumpkin became a kurrplumkin when i noticed that she had a shit stain on her shirt.
kurrplumkin by twatta-wata October 20, 2010