Kerflatic 

When your sock is on crooked.

Person 1: "Gosh my sock is crooked!"
Person 2: "Dude it's so kerflatic!!"

Kerflatic by Fottslut August 14, 2017

kerflavin 

A nonsensical word used to show interest in making a fresh batch of oatmeal.

If you're happy and you know it say kerflavin!

kerflavin by Alejandro Gamarnick May 7, 2007

kerflicker 

The stylish upturn of a male's hair directly above the forehead found in short haircuts. It can be styled with gel or just by combing.

"Alex, did you see Colin's kerflicker?" "Yeah Ama, it needs to be pertunked a bit I think." "Let's tell him." "Alex, don't touch it, let me do it, you always mess it up more. It needs to have some verve to it."

kerflicker by sueso March 10, 2015

kerflailing 

A portmanteau of Kermit Flailing , imagine Kermit The Frog flailing his arms in frustration.

(verb) Being frustrated with a situation or thing that should be easy but is confoundingly difficult. This occurs when working with computers or technology, some more than others.

(adjective) The situation or thing which which causes undue difficulty for a task that should be simple.

I wish I didn't spend some much time kerflaling because of this Sharepoint site.
Why won't this kerflailing printer print! Do your job!

kerflailing by Calcumore May 17, 2018

Kerflagious 

A word that means nothing but also everything at the same time

That outfit looks kerflagious..

That words kerflagious.

Kerflagious by Choccyegg December 3, 2017

kerflotch

slang term used for any computer data storage device, whose name cannot be thought of at the time, such as a jump drive, memory stick, etc.

Plug your kerflotch into the computer to download the file

kerflotch by Computer Man January 4, 2008

Keratic 

To be dry, boring, or just uninteresting. Bad at making conversation or particularly blunt, responding with simple one to two word answers. Hard to talk to.

"Why are you so keratic all the time. You're no fun to hang out with."

Keratic by toothbrushed September 4, 2023