Henopause

The point at which chickens stop laying eggs. Usually about 5-7 years' old.

Larry: My chickens aren't giving me any more eggs!
Barry: That's the henopause for you, my friend.

by Gunglewack September 5, 2016

Henopause

When a female chicken (hen) stops laying eggs

No eggs in her nest...must be Henopause

by yuba gurl June 4, 2018

Henopause

When a female chicken stops laying eggs

No eggs in the nest for a while suggests Henopause for her.

by yuba gurl June 11, 2018

Menopause

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

Menopause wet dream

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

wet menopause sex

Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)

by Badnancie September 25, 2014

menopause

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!

by KillaPBJ April 17, 2006

menopause

A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.

She was mean because she was going through menopause.

by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy January 13, 2009