Kellem 

A pretty chill guy who is very attractive, and sometimes funny. But mostly a smart ass.

Everyone loves Kellem

Kellem by Watermelon11 November 7, 2013

Kellem 

Prick! Puts on a nice front. But much like flipping a switch, he will turn into super douchebag of the century.

"Oh Kellem is so sweet."
"Oh yeah, give it a few weeks."
........
"Omg you were so right I hate that bastard."
"Told ya."

Kellem by Abcdefghall November 4, 2013

Kelleen 

Attractive woman of Irish descent

That woman is upper class, and wanted - she is a Kelleen.

Kelleen by HOTGreek August 9, 2021

KELLEY BONER 

A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.

Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.

KELLEY BONER by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019

Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.

“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”

Keller High School by IEATMEATFORDINNERBITCH June 13, 2019

Kellered 

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.

Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.

Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014

Kelley

Usually the cringy e-girl, who uses unfunny tiktok memes, but they tend to be friendly, sometimes lazy.

Person A: you know Kelley?
Person B: that girl that ruins conversations with her tiktok memes?

Kelley by PokPoki January 31, 2021