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To feel the need to make fun of your wife having sex with your friend, but then to cry behind closed doors.
“ Haha I told you she was a hoe. Call me when you get home and don’t go Kellemu on me”
Kellemu by Loverboil0 January 11, 2022
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To blame a innocent child’s medical problem on the mother genes.
Science won’t prove Kellemu to be right, have you tried making more children to see?”
Kellemu by Loverboil0 January 11, 2022
A pretty chill guy who is very attractive, and sometimes funny. But mostly a smart ass.
Kellem by Watermelon11 November 7, 2013

Kelletubby 

The act of fucking the gay teletubby and then giving it a dirty sanchez.
Jason: I had sex with the gay Teletubby.
Babcock: You fucking fag; you're going to have a Kelletubby.
Jason
Kelletubby by theoneandbabonly March 30, 2009
Prick! Puts on a nice front. But much like flipping a switch, he will turn into super douchebag of the century.
"Oh Kellem is so sweet."
"Oh yeah, give it a few weeks."
........
"Omg you were so right I hate that bastard."
"Told ya."
Kellem by Abcdefghall November 4, 2013
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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