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To feel the need to make fun of your wife having sex with your friend, but then to cry behind closed doors.
Haha I told you she was a hoe. Call me when you get home and don’t go Kellemu on me”
Kellemu by Loverboil0 January 10, 2022
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To feel the need to make fun of your wife having sex with your friend, but then to cry behind closed doors.
Haha I told you she was a hoe. Call me when you get home and don’t go Kellemu on me”
Kellemu by Loverboil0 January 11, 2022
To blame a innocent child’s medical problem on the mother genes.
Science won’t prove Kellemu to be right, have you tried making more children to see?”
Kellemu by Loverboil0 January 11, 2022
A pretty chill guy who is very attractive, and sometimes funny. But mostly a smart ass.
Kellem by Watermelon11 November 7, 2013

Kelletubby 

The act of fucking the gay teletubby and then giving it a dirty sanchez.
Jason: I had sex with the gay Teletubby.
Babcock: You fucking fag; you're going to have a Kelletubby.
Jason
Kelletubby by theoneandbabonly March 30, 2009
Prick! Puts on a nice front. But much like flipping a switch, he will turn into super douchebag of the century.
"Oh Kellem is so sweet."
"Oh yeah, give it a few weeks."
........
"Omg you were so right I hate that bastard."
"Told ya."
Kellem by Abcdefghall November 4, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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