Kellemu

To feel the need to make fun of your wife having sex with your friend, but then to cry behind closed doors.

“ Haha I told you she was a hoe. Call me when you get home and don’t go Kellemu on me”

by Loverboil0 January 10, 2022

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To feel the need to make fun of your wife having sex with your friend, but then to cry behind closed doors.

“ Haha I told you she was a hoe. Call me when you get home and don’t go Kellemu on me”

by Loverboil0 January 11, 2022

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To blame a innocent child’s medical problem on the mother genes.

“Science won’t prove Kellemu to be right, have you tried making more children to see?”

by Loverboil0 January 11, 2022

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Kellem

A pretty chill guy who is very attractive, and sometimes funny. But mostly a smart ass.

by Watermelon11 November 7, 2013

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The act of fucking the gay teletubby and then giving it a dirty sanchez.

Jason: I had sex with the gay Teletubby.
Babcock: You fucking fag; you're going to have a Kelletubby.
Jason

by theoneandbabonly March 30, 2009

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Prick! Puts on a nice front. But much like flipping a switch, he will turn into super douchebag of the century.

"Oh Kellem is so sweet."
"Oh yeah, give it a few weeks."
........
"Omg you were so right I hate that bastard."
"Told ya."

by Abcdefghall November 4, 2013

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