Kellett

A really bad decision, made while drunk, or in a moment of weakness, usually resulting in time off work

That premier league footballer really disgraced himself with that kellett. What was he thinking when poking his fiancee's sister

by Tommy Satan November 11, 2014

Kellett

Asshole, Douchebag, Liar, Tool etc.

Michael Kellett told everyone he shot Bigfoot!? What a Kellett!

by Kevin December 07, 2003

kellett

The act of taking a homless person up the arse (bumming them) usually done by a lonely freak or Paedophile

err Peter just did a Kellett on that Tramp

by Zantash January 16, 2008

kellett

a word used to describe someone with a very small cock or a chode.

Can you believe it Look at that Kellett, its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small

by Zantash January 16, 2008

kellett

1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.

2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.

Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?

Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.

Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.

Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.

Spencer-...

by ImSpartacus October 25, 2007