kellett

The act of taking a homless person up the arse (bumming them) usually done by a lonely freak or Paedophile

err Peter just did a Kellett on that Tramp

kellett by Zantash January 17, 2008

kellett

a word used to describe someone with a very small cock or a chode.

Can you believe it Look at that Kellett, its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small

kellett by Zantash January 17, 2008

Kellett

A really bad decision, made while drunk, or in a moment of weakness, usually resulting in ]time off work]

That premier league footballer really disgraced himself with that kellett. What was he thinking when poking his fiancee's sister

Kellett by Tommy Satan November 11, 2014

kellett

1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.

2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.

Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?

Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.

Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.

Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.

Spencer-...

kellett by ImSpartacus November 11, 2007

Kellett

Asshole, Douchebag, Liar, Tool etc.

Michael Kellett told everyone he shot Bigfoot!? What a Kellett!

Kellett by Kevin December 6, 2003

Killette 

The female version of a Killa. The equal to a Juggalette.

Killette is the same as Juggalette.

Killette by PandaLamp October 8, 2006

Kelletubby 

The act of fucking the gay teletubby and then giving it a dirty sanchez.

Jason: I had sex with the gay Teletubby.
Babcock: You fucking fag; you're going to have a Kelletubby.
Jason

Kelletubby by theoneandbabonly March 30, 2009