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He is not much of a ladies man more of a hopper. He doesn’t really fall for anyone. He has a small circle very small circle of friends and is quiet once you get to know him he doesn’t stop running his mouth. Don’t upset him or he will punish you forever. Not the best person to be around. Also not the best looks.
Why did he say that bro. Idk man kelez must be upset.
Kelez by lovegrapesxoxo March 29, 2020
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When someone stumbles an unbelievable amount in trying to tell a simple story. The word arrived from Brian and Matt Keltz, twin brothers who have a serious problem of finishing their sentences without jumbling every single word together.
Person 1: I went to the store today and then (inexplicable jumbling of words)
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.
Keltzing by AaronHanak January 9, 2009
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Kelez • Keezy • keez • Kelechi • Keleigh • Kelet • keezer • keles • kelebohile • Kelee
The life of the party; makes people smile and laugh, even in the path of her misfortune. Secretive of her past, but tends to hide it with laughs and jokes. She's bubbly, ecstatic, vibrant and positive about life.
Kelecia is so fetch!
Kelecia by ainazyd July 26, 2015

kelebogile

A mad cute girl that is ready to sercure the bag/ or has already sercured it. She is a crackhead and is mad funny.
Kelebogile is the first multi-millionare in the family
kelebogile by Chanel baby December 1, 2019
A person who is super awesome, actually, indescribable, because they’re so cool. Words aren’t even enough to describe them and all the awesomeness that they possess.
“Hey did you meet that super cool, super funny and talented girl?”

“Oh ya she’s a total Kelera, and also definitely the favourite child in the family”
Kelera by Larry_The_Hilari(ous) April 1, 2020
A Nigerian name meaning (thank God) a child that brings blessing and success or happiness to their parents. also can be unisex. amazing people and personalities, very well spoken and smart people
Kelechi's are very beautiful, handsome, talented, hot, smart, very funny and sensitive people.
They can be outgoing, loud, trust worthy and extremely energetic, strong, sweet, darling, out spoken people.
girls who are named Kelechi are very beautiful, very great bodies, big booty and have a very great smile. they can be annoying but they are very fun to be around with.
(you can't start an event without a Kelechi around)
BEST girlfriend/boyfriends. (If you know a Kelechi keep that person) that person will change your life in a very positive way forever. they are very fun to be around with.
Kelechi by chizo April 26, 2013
Keez is what you would use to refer to a group of close mates, or can be used when talking about a group of mates that are in prison (under lock and key).

It’s another way of saying the plural of the term “G” which means close mate. In this case keez is the plural of the term “kee” which is basically someone who is even closer to you than a g (they are called a kee because they usually would know your secrets, like a key opening locks)
“I only let my keez know about dem ones you get me”
“3 up my keez”
“I’m gonna meet my keez this weekend”
“Me ‘n my keez are heading OT this week”
Keez by P.W.A. June 22, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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