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Keitelin 

A very cute girl & unique just like the name. Sometimes may surprises you with her talent & knowledge.
Very smart yet can be blurry at the same time.

Adventurous, fun & lovely girl.A very good friend & trustworthy.

To pronounce her name is simple, Kay-the(silent h)-leen (Kei-te-lin).
I want to be like her.. She's Keitelin to me..
Keitelin by W4Angel August 20, 2021
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Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
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One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.
Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?
Ketteling by Dustbillx September 25, 2014

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
Keitlin is completely underrated. She’s insanely sexy but she chooses to wear a baggy sweater cause it’s comfy. She’s lowkey and doesn’t give 2 shits about other peoples drama, she’s rather sit back and smoke a blunt with the homies. No question she has the sweetest soul and cares for you more than you can know. If you need her she’s there for you and you best be there for her cause she deserves it. In addition to this she is hilarious and can take a joke like a fucking champ. She can also take a dick like a fucking champ. Pussy game strong and head game stronger. Her ass is like a 4 course meal and you will never wanna eat real food again. Few are like this one- Definetly a keeper.
Damn your so keitlin
keitlin by Millymiles November 22, 2021

Ketteline 

The type of girl that will be the best and always smiles makes new friends she is crazy and funny always laugh at dum things
Ketteline is. The best you can wish for
Ketteline by Ketteline March 20, 2019

Keiseling 

When masturbating in the shower, insert 1-2 fingers rectally. Repeat until desired pleasure is met.
Last night I was keiseling, when I came all over the ceiling in the shower.
Keiseling by Aaron6389 December 3, 2010
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